Wait… HOW did you get here? Vol. 8

‘Wait… HOW Did You Get Here?’ DISCLAIMER:
I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.

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if you think diamonds are a girls best friend you haven’t met my dog

True statement.
 

i want to buy myself a piece of jewelry

So… what’s stopping you?
 

i was going to complain about the heat…then i realized that at least: 1. it isn’t 109 degrees; 2. i’m not 5,700 miles away from home; 3. i’m not dressed in a full abu uniform and helmet and carrying 70+ lbs.; and 4. there is very little chance that anyone will shoot me or that i might drive over a bomb in the road today! thank you to all who serve. repost so they all know how thankful we are for them!

Yep, I totally wrote that in a blog post.
 

catching conch

It’s not hard… they’re not very fast.
 

kiss my ass mickey mouse

Well that’s just not nice.
 

How could you be so mean to this face???

 

jiminy cricket holding jack daniels

This would be the best thing EVER.
 

carharttsandcoachbags.wordpress.com

Again, just put this in the URL bar instead of the Google search.  You’d get here.
 

i’m not here to blow sunshine up your ass

Then what good are you???  Remember?  I NEED sunshine up my ass bloggy comments to make me feel good!
 

u have 3 lifes

You have bad grammer.
 

elephant bikini umbrella water

This I’d love to see.
 

She forgot the bikini…

 

marriage funny

Marriage IS funny.
 

response to have i told you lately that i love

I’m going to go ahead and say, “I love you too.”
 

cousins are the siblings you never had

Favorite.
 

ريس ويذرسبون

Holy crap.  What IS that?
 

Just living is not enough.  One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.  ~Hans Christian Anderson