‘Wait… HOW Did You Get Here?’ DISCLAIMER:
I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.
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you just got sucked into facebook
It happens… I swear it’s like a vortex.
I’ve been known to get sucked in. For days hours.
greatest husband images
There’s only one – you can stop Googling and just save my blog in your favorites.
He’s all mine.
break into another one jack daniels
I’ve been known to say that a few times.
little balls in my vein
Exsqueeze me?
husband not pulling weight cartoon AND husband doing nothing to help out more cartoon
This is SO not my husband – you have no idea how much he does around the house… clearly I never said this and have no idea why that search would bring you to my blog.
the mad hatter body shot
I’m guessing you meant a photo of his entire body… not a Spring Break ritual. Besides, I can’t imagine the Mad Hatter in Cancun.
five things you might not know about donating blood
You’re saving THREE lives… what more IS there to know?
In case you need more… here are some stats.
what to do if your vein blows up after giving blood?
Cry. And then make them feed you Oreos.
sexy simple costume for nutrition month
Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! This cracks me up! How inappropriate is this search???
There’s nothing sexy about this. Nothing at all.
roses
Stop and smell them.
And look cute funny doing it.
everyday i am forced to add another name to the list of people who can just kiss my ass
Best.Search.Ever.
And… I’m done.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen
