Wait… HOW did you get here??? Vol. 6

‘Wait… HOW Did You Get Here?’ DISCLAIMER:
I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.

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i’m soo happy i can shit on the floor cartoon

This is where proper punctuation would help.  Are you ‘so happy, you can shit on the floor’  as in, you could shit rainbows and butterflies on the floor or are you ‘so happy you can shit on the floor’ because going on the toilet is too much work?’
 

you better regret the things you did than the things you didnt dare to day

Yeah… you better regret everything you’ve done! Or at least, I think that’s what you’re trying to say.
 

actor with elephant

There’s only one worth Googling…
 

Yep… that’s the one.

 
disappointment face

The look on my mom and dad’s face when _______________ (fill in the blank).
 

collage roomies from hell do pigs oink?

Bwahahaha… I don’t know WHAT they were looking for but this is just damn funny!
 

how big do willow trees get

Big enough to beat you silly in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.
 

lame pictures

And that brought you to my blog?  Ouch.
 

edward cullen twilight his room after danze

This sounds like a proposition… one I wish I had made!  Except I’m not quite sure what “danze” is.
 

do boobs take away sadness?

I’m sure they do… but I’m not sure how you got here.
 

cleaning up shit behind elephant

worst.job.ever.
 

She deserves a raise.

 

not my job to blow sunshine up your ass

best.job.ever.
 

steps to donating blood

Find blood drive.  Get there.  Stick out arm.  Get pricked.  Drain a pint.  Eat oreos.  Wear a sticker and brag about what you’ve done.  Or at least those are my steps.  You can visit this site for better info:  www.redcrossblood.org
 

charlie sheen you’re adorabole

I’ve never said that before in my life.  And it’s ‘adorable.’
 

mrs. bikini oklahoma 2011!!!!

They’ve got a pageant for everything, don’t they???
 

everyone needs an edward t-shirt

True statement.
 

Mine’s fantastic.

 

 

No one is listening until you fart.  ~Author Unknown