‘Wait… HOW Did You Get Here?’ DISCLAIMER:
I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.
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person crawling over finish line
Don’t laugh… this is going to be me if I don’t get my butt in gear and start training more for that 5K.
This will be me before the end of the year.
robert pattinson in water off elephant
Proper Google Search FTW! (ftw=for the win… I’ll save you the time you would have spent ummmm… Google Searching it like I had to).
people not liking their own body and wanting other people’s body in a cartoon way
You lost me…
the benefits of having children
Yeah, what are they?
jersey shore humping party
That’s every episode ever.
de gustibus non est disputandum
Well, according to Wiki (a trusted source… trust me), this means “there is no disputing about tastes.” I’m not sure how your good or bad tastes got you to my blog.
brother sister ass in pjs
Excuse me?
frivolous – crying
No crying is frivolous in my world.
harry potter shirts at wizarding world
Mine says “I threw up.”
I need this t-shirt. Someone make it happen.
can you take the kids – i’ve got a date – funny cartoons
hahaha! You’re insinuating that you’re cheating on your spouse! hahahah That’s so funny! hahahaha. Oh… wait.
vampire diaries marketing products
Apparently they can convince me to give blood… that’s some DAMN good marketing!
Yeah, this works.
funny running shirt behind me
Hey, watch out for that… ummm… funny shirt running behind you! (what??)
the mad hatter makeup
Yeah, mine was freaking amazing!
spiders torture
I may not like spiders but I dislike animal cruelty even more. Blog search fail.
i’m so happy, i could shit rainbows
Yeah, Diamond did daily (maybe 2 or 3 times)
Yeah, this is the kind of stuff that gets me language warnings.
scared, sweating cartoon perwson
You sweaty, wascally wabbit perwson!
dirty humping chinchilla
Exsqueeze me??? What the hell are you searching for? Certainly not a topic on this blog!
edward pattinson water for elephants
Alright… you’re just way off. Pull it together if you’re going to do a proper Edward search.
workaholic warrant
Is this someone who will stand over my shoulder and keep me from working? I need to get me one of those!
i’m not gonna lie but…:* i had a crush on you 
i have a crush on you. your cute i’d cuff ♥ ………[] i’d kiss you :-* [] i love you♥ [] i like you [] your crazy [] your annoying [] i want you [] i dislike you… [] stranger-__- [] i’d take you on a date [: [] i miss you :/ [] your a cool person [] your funny :d [] who are you? [] we need to chill
I think you mistook the Google search bar for your AIM window chat box…
los duggar 2011
It’s on the Spanish Channel on Dish.
side effects of veins blowing up donating blood
You really had to Google this? You don’t have to use a Search Engine to know it ain’t good.
get back hours of my life
Stop reading my blog.
The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. ~Oscar Wilde
