Wait… HOW Did You Get Here? DISCLAIMER:
If you havc no idea what’s going on haven’t read the first two three “HOW Did You Get Here???” posts, check them out HERE and HERE and HERE (once we all realize this is a habit I won’t keep linking to the older ones). That being said, my disclaimer is that I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.
i want 3 hours of my life back
What, have you been reading my blog too long?
gain weight after working on farm
I call bullshit on this one (no pun intended)… there is no WAY you gain weight while hauling hay bales or bags of grain and wrestling sheep, cows or pigs.
face after a drink jack daniels
Mine usually has a smile.
sparkling clean kitchen cartoon
That IS a joke.
before i tell you what happened mom remember the lord will never give you more than you can handle
I’m sure many of the conversations I had with my mother when I was younger should have been prefaced with this statement.
Enough said.
lame!
Are you calling me lame?
what fragrance pairs well with pink sands at yankee candle
Midnight Oasis!!! Amazing.
it all looks so great. i can t wait to be disappointed cartoon
Ouch.
alison sweeney has the most brightest blue eyes
Yes… yes she does.
twilight edward elephant
What the what??? An elephant vampire? Could you imagine what THOSE tusks would look like?
Yeah, I found this on Google… no joke.
18 birthday
I wish…
100 golden retrievers all brothers and sisters
Is there a golden retriever version of Cruella DeVille?
I’m still terrified of her.
i’m not giving up i’m just starting over
Well, aren’t we the optimist?
i dont have to be a contributing member of society
Who says?
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
