Wait… HOW did you get here??? Vol. 3

If you havc no idea what’s going on haven’t read the first two “HOW Did You Get Here???” posts, check them out HERE and HERE (once we all realize this is a habit I won’t keep linking to the older ones).  That being said, my disclaimer is that I didn’t change the grammar/spelling on any of these searches so you can appreciate the full ridiculousness of every single one.
 

pregnant with a million babies comic

Well, I don’t think that’s possible…
 

Alright, so maybe it is.

 

cutest pair of bff

Yeah… I got that covered.

 
cancer kid cartton

I’m hoping cartton is another word for compassion, love, etc. rather than what I THINK you meant to type which was cartoon… and there ain’t NOTHING funny about kids with cancer.

 
pictures of cartoon mothers day witch

I searched through a LOT of pics… still not sure how you got here.
 

I’m sure my mother wished she could have just wiggled her nose and had the house clean… but that clearly didn’t happen.

 
disneyland best friends necklaces

Damn… how did I miss these??? I could have gotten a different theme for all my besties and had several necklaces on at all times – I would have had to make sure they coordinated – but it would have been AWESOME!  Hmmm… maybe I’ll check out Ebay.
 

Or maybe not.

 
most hot women boobs show

Not sure how you’d get here with that search… maybe I should Google myself and make sure nothing (too) inappropriate pops up.

what could i do in 3 hours of my life
A lot… but instead we all get sucked into Facebook and end up looking at OTHER people’s lives for 3 hours.
 

 
miserable & fat cartoon

I might be a little overweight but did this search REALLY bring you to my blog?  Ouch.

 
reality is for losers who dont play video games tee shirts

Yikes…
 

suck it up sunshine pictures

Oh my gosh, DON’T Google this – it’s terrifying and I’m not sure HOW they got here.

 
crying moments

I have them – this is a valid search.

 
jack daniels

Yes, please!

 
i’m you

Well then who the hell am I?

 
jony dep eat corn

“Johnny Cracked Corn and I don’t care…”  Oh wait, isn’t it JIMMY?  And who is Jony Dep and how did you get to this blog?
 

I’m sensitive like that.

 

no puking symbol

This should be at the entrance of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

 
having a friend who’s so like me convince me i’m almost normal

I surround myself with those kinds of friends… but they don’t generally know that’s why we’re friends.  So again, not sure how you got here.
 

This is true… my friends are unbelievably interesting and THAT’S why we’re friends.

 

Never mind searching for who you are.  Search for the person you aspire to be.  ~Robert Brault