Wait… HOW did you get here??? Vol. 2

 

Because I had so much fun writing the first one, I thought I’d keep at it and see what we can pull together this week.  And I would like to point out that I have not corrected the grammar in any of these searches (the painful mistakes are not my wrong-doing). Enjoy!

 

sexy snowboarding ass

Hmmm… definitely not me.

why dont people exercise

Well I can only answer for myself and it’s because I’m lazy.

i’m with you

Cool, where are we going?

 

how much do jersey shore get paid

The answer is $too much.

 

orange hair spray result

Trust me… it works.

 

cliparts of bitter and mean old man

How does THIS get you HERE?

 

I’m going to guess that he wasn’t all that bitter…

umbrella exercise for acromioclavicular joint

What the what???

 

my blood wouldn’t fall down the tube on an iron test

You must be thick blooded.  Ba dum bum!

anytime is a good time to laugh

Agreed… I hope it’s a good time when you’re on this blog!

 

carharttsandcoachbags.wordpress.com/

That’s the entire web address… you had to use Google to find the page?

 

mad hatter girl costume

I know what one SHE was looking for…

 

happy faced spider

Friggin spiders… they’re only happy when they’re scaring the crap out of me.  This was searched 3 times.  In one day.  Just saying.

 

I took one for the team and searched it.  Apparently it’s an actual spider with a for-real “happy face” on it’s abdomen.  I couldn’t bring myself to having an actual photo of a spider on my blog but this fancy dog sweater (an absolute must-have) will do just fine.

blood clot cartoon

I’m not sure there’s anything comical about blot clots that would warrant a cartoon.

 

‘cuz we dont give a damn about hatters!

I’m going to go ahead and guess you meant “haters”

 

i puked in key west florida tee shirt

Apparently they should make one of these for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.  And for the record, although I have been to Key West, I did not throw up there.

 

Well, wouldn’t you know… this is the 6th photo that pops up in Google Images if you search “I puked in Key West Florida tee shirt.”

yeah he’s back from behind the drive thru

What the hell was he doing behind the drive thru?  And how did you get to my blog?

 

mom im not having kids cartoon

Yeah, maybe that will help soften the blow.  Especially since my mom told me today that she put all her eggs in one basket when it comes to grandkids.  I think that warrants some comic relief.

 

i’m just sailing through life

Good for you.  I’m working.  Apparently too much.

 

i saved three lives today, what did you do?

I feel like you must have specifically been looking for me…

 

funny weight gain pictures

Actually, there’s nothing funny about weight gain… asshole.

 

a cartoon kid happy about his new iphone

What KID is getting a new iPhone???

He was a late bloomer.

bimini sox

I like Bimini and I like the Sox… I wonder what you were searching here.

 

Huh… when you search those things, you do, in fact, get me!

cartoons about therapy

Now THAT’S funny!

 

So… how did YOU get here???  Stumbling, looking for a photo, read a few sentences and you decided to linger longer?  Or are you a friend or family member that’s forced to read it and you’re not exactly sure how you got here?  Yeah, me too.

 

The tricky part of the human journey is to transform ourselves continually as our life directions change.  ~Donna L. Friess