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Wait… HOW did you get here??? March 31, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 12:38 AM

There’s a saying in Maine (where I’m from) that says “ya can’t git theya frum hea” or in non-Mainer articulation, “you can’t get there from here.”  And I think that’s pretty true of this blog.

 

Now that I have 20-something posts under my bloggy belt (I might need to create a new notch!), I’ve started to really look at the Search Engine Terms that have been used to force guide someone to stumble onto this god forsaken blog.  Of course there are the generic “donate blood,” “exercise cartoons,” “mad hatter” (bonus points for “Johnny Depp mad hatter”) and the ever popular “snowboard” but there have been quite a few searches that leave me wondering… what exactly do people DO on the internet?  And then there are those searches that literally have me bursting out laughing (LOLing if you will).  I wanted to regale all of you with some of the simple entertainment I receive on a day to day basis.
Here are some examples:

 

mad hatter johnny depp full body

I like the way you think.

 

it is easier to do many things than to do one thing for a long time

What is this in reference to exactly?  Because I can certainly think of things I’d rather do for a long time vs. having to do many things at once.

 

blue, 5 button cartoon phone for kids

I’m not even sure how this search could have POSSIBLY gotten you to carharttsandcoachbags.  Honestly.

 

i dont know what im good at

Me neither but stop spending time whining and Googling about it and go figure it out!

 

jack daniels girls

I am one so this search is totally appropriate.

 

the duggars home floor plan

Planning on having 19 children of your own and need to renovate sometime soon?

 

couple kissing divorce isn’t working out cartoon

This HAS to be something in particular because there is no way that this is a random search someone is doing (Note:  I Googled it… and I got nothing).

 

johnny depp childhood pictures

Won’t find them here but please tell me where you do!

 

i’m always right cartoon

Although I think this, I’ve never publicly stated this on my blog so I’m not quite sure how you got here.

 

brawny bachelor

Apparently someone had the same idea I had!

 

happy birthday snowboard

“Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Snowboard, Happy Birthday to you!”

Can I be invited to the party?

What?  Everyone deserves Birthday celebrations!


“as u travel on life’s pathway, may this always be ur goal; keep ur eyes upon the doughnut – and”

And what? What’s the ending???  I’m sure this is the inspirational quote I’ve needed all of my life!  It even has the word doughnut in it!  And now I feel cheated out of not knowing the whole thing!

 

harry potter ride puke

Ahhhh… it wasn’t just me.

 

how many people get sick on harry potter and the forbidden journey

Apparently a lot.

 

moaning teenagers

I wonder what kind of websites THIS search popped up.

 

awkward ash wednesday

It’s a Wednesday and you’re walking around with black smut on your face… I think the use of the word awkward was unnecessary.

 

crap husband

I have never utilized these two words in any way shape or form that should have brought this search to my blog.  My husband is not crap… he is prime poop.

 

strangers thinks that i am quite my friends thinks that i am loud

Quite and loud are not antonyms… QUIET and loud are.  And how did this spawn two views?  Was it really searched twice?

 

carharttsandcoachbags

Lookie here – this will get you right on the money!

 

snowboard fail

Pretty much sums up my experience.

 

ok, whenever she gets a chance

You know… a chance to figure out what she should Google.

 

exotic aunt

Bow chicka!

 

good looking man

This MUST have brought them to my “Cast of Characters” post because I have one of those!

 

suck it up princess

This one was searched before my Disney post… so it has nothing to do with Cinderella.  I think it’s pretty straightforward.

 

I need this shirt.

 

the mad hatter johnny depp sitting down

How specific…

 

And my favorite…

brains 25 cents drive in

Hearts 15 cents, over the counter.

 

Huh… apparently it’s a real thing!  I still don’t know how they would have gotten to my blog.


There was another search (that I can’t even bring myself to post here for fear of future searches… and the embarrassment that my family reads this blog) but I’m sure it brought the user to some rather adult content and I’m still pondering why it popped them over to this (relatively) tame site.

 

And just as a reminder to myself… the majority of the people stumbling (either drunkenly or not) upon this blog are spending the amount of time that it takes to right click and save a cartoon they just Google searched and are not ACTUALLY reading the posts that I painstakingly lovingly write.

 


Humbling, I assure you.

 

I had a lot of fun (and some good laughs) looking at these searches… Because it would only let me view a certain number of days into my history, this might need to be a weekly installation!

 

And for the record, Diamond snores… loudly.  But she’s so friggin’ cute!

 

I don’t believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself. ~Cameron Diaz

 

Where is the love? March 27, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 5:19 PM

Let’s be honest… I’m like a Golden Retriever.  I work well off praise.  That being said, I like interactions with people in the bloggy world (and in real life too… I’m not a complete recluse) so don’t be scared of commenting on posts!  In fact, it will probably inspire NEW posts and I will (almost) always respond!  Plus, I know there’s now more than just my family and friends stumbling on the blog (and I wish they’d post more too) and I would love to know how you got here – maybe you have your own 30 Before 30 List and I want to hear all about it!

 

If I know you’re all enjoying and/or getting something out this blog, I’m much more likely to continue writing.  I’m a brat like that.  =)

 

Don’t you want me to look like this??

 

I’m clearly not above begging… much like the dog above and my own two (three at the moment) mutts.

 

“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”  ~Oprah Winfrey

 

Now THIS should have been on my list. March 26, 2011

Filed under: Rescue,Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 12:06 AM

I’m an animal lover.  I like animals better than people most of the time (no joke).  My dogs never judge me and no matter what kind of a day I’m having, they are there to greet me accordingly.  Nothing makes my tears disappear like Brody’s kisses… literally – he has a huge tongue.  So it should come as no surprise that I have been invested in the 4 legged population for quite some time.  With a degree in Animal Science, I have a pretty good handle on all things furry and have fond memories of all of the animals (large and small) that I’ve had in the past (including the hamster I got busted with in my apartment in college).  I even buried the birds that would fly into our big picture window – they deserved more than being thrown in the garbage can.

 

When my husband and I bought a house, my primary motive for such a purchase was to have a place where I was allowed to have a dog because I definitely believe a house is not a home without one (or two).  Capone was my wedding present from John – most women expect jewelry or… well, jewelry but I wanted a dog.  Bad.  I had been looking for a rottie for quite a while and as the wedding drew near, I told myself to back off on the search because it would be really bad timing.  I’m sure you can see where this is going… that’s right – I totally stumbled across Capone’s big ol’ mug on the website of the rescue I had been working with and Fell.In.Love.  I contacted the rescue and we set up a meet and greet 2 weeks before our wedding (what were we thinking?).  The second he hopped out of his foster mom’s truck, we were sold.  Only problem was the ridiculous timing of it all.  After our walk in the park, we drove home and discussed it and decided he was perfect for us so we asked his foster mom if she would be willing to go WAY above and beyond her volunteer duties and keep Capone for another month and we would pick him up on our way home from our honeymoon.  And she said yes.  The woman was clearly a saint.  We picked Capone up literally as we drove home from the airport… it was what made married life “different.”  He settled right in and has been such a blessing since.  Fast forward a couple months and we decided we’d like to start fostering for the rescue, kind of a pay it forward thing.  Our first pup was Joe… a boxer/pittie mix that totally stole my heart and the heart of his forever home which he found about 2 months after moving in with us.  What a sweetheart.  I often wonder what he’s up to.

 

Seriously???  How adorable were they?!?

 

After Joe was gone (and we knew he was definitely staying in his new home), we decided to do it again.  And Brody (fka “Brolic” – what?) arrived in our driveway via the transport bus, horribly sick and tired and oh so cute.  It wasn’t exactly love at first sight for the boys… but it only took about an hour long walk and they were good buddies and by the end of the week (and the end of the testosterone in Brody’s system so he stopped humping Capone) they were best friends and have been inseparable ever since.  We tried to find Brody a home but after three “perfect” placements fell through (to no fault of Brody’s) we realized that he was exactly where he should be… and the rest is history.  The decision was made while John and I were laying in bed one night when he was the one convincing me that Brody should stay.  As we were having the conversation, we could hear rustling and we looked over the side of the bed to see Brody getting up from his own bed and curling up with Capone on his… talk about a sign.  We listened.

 

Could you have been able to resist this face???  This was his shelter “mug shot.”

 

Right after Brody got home from ACL surgery this January – I had to hold Capone back so he’d stop kissing him!


This is a common occurrence in our house – terrifying, aren’t they?

 

Once Brody was in our house and the cumulative weight between the two of them outweighed my husband, we realized we probably wouldn’t be doing much long-term fostering in the near future.  We did a couple short term overnights but nothing substantial and I’ve missed it.  I missed the excitement of their arrival, the chaos of the intros, the new slobbery kisses but most importantly, I missed the feeling you get when you look into the eyes of a pup who would have died that week and you KNOW in your heart of hearts that they will be eternally grateful.  I swear that’s true – ask anyone with a rescue dog.

 

Tula was a 14 week old pup (who thought she was as big as the boys) who was one of our overnight guests before I placed her with an acquaintance of mine in Maine.

 

Hazel was also a short-term guest at Casa de Darcie&John before heading to a beautiful farm where she’s living the good life now.

 

I’m sure you can see where this post is going.  Although I haven’t been uber-involved in the hands-on part of rescue as of late, I still keep myself updated on the dogs who are in need and I will sometimes reach out to my colleague and say, “if suchandsuch a dog hasn’t been spoken for, we’d be willing to foster” but the dog would have been already pulled by another rescue and wouldn’t be coming to my zoo house after all.  Yesterday, I saw a face that I could not resist.  I have a thing for blue pitties and as soon as her photo popped up on my Facebook newsfeed, I emailed aforementioned colleague and said the same shpeal as I usually do.  And wouldn’t you know?  No one had stepped up for her and now she’s coming to me.

 

Ummmmmm…

 

Holy crap.  What. Have. I. Done? It’s the BUSIEST month of the year for me work-wise and I haven’t fostered in SO long…  what if the boys don’t acclimate?  what if SHE hates the boys?  what if I can’t find a home for her?  what if I fall in love with her and she stays?  it’s almost Easter – what am I going to do about going away on the weekends?  she’s sick – how do I make sure the boys don’t get sick?  because she’s sick, she hasn’t been spayed so I’ll need to follow up with all of that too!  Clearly a GAZILLION questions flowed through my head but this only lasted about 2 minutes before I settled on the answer.

 

This was the conversation I had in me head in a span of 30 seconds:

 

“Are you f-ing kidding me Darcie????  That pup was going to DIE if you didn’t pull her.  And if you can’t handle introducing 3 pretty friendly (albeit rambunctious) dogs, how the HELL do you think you’re going to handle having children (and we know I have enough anxiety about THAT)???”  People say all.the.time. that there’s never a convenient time to have children – you’ll always want more money, you’ll want a bigger house, you’ll want to be closer to family and if you wait for all of those things to happen then you’d never have them.  Well, truth is, that’s exactly true for fostering too.  I’ve made a bunch of excuses over the past 2ish years about how “it’s almost the holidays,” “we’re busy at work,” “Capone blew out his knee,” “Brody blew out HIS knee,” “we’re going on vacation,” etc. etc. etc.  I’m sorry that MY busy schedule has kept me from saving the life of a pup who has no choice in the matter.  Shame.On.Me.  And besides, I’ve been trying to be more spontaneous… mission accomplished.

 

So… meet Diamond who’s arriving at our house tomorrow (Saturday) around 4pm.  She’s 4 years old and was dubbed “the perfect dog” by shelter volunteers and is “calm, sweet, friendly and low key.”  She likes “most dogs” and I like to think my boys are pretty easy going so although we’ll take intros slow (especially because she’s sick) I think it will be just fine.  We’re going to embrace “crate and rotate” so she has time to get better and recover from her spay and we are absolutely going to show her what it’s like to really be loved.

 

I’d like to think that she’s sticking her tongue out at her old “owner” who dumped her at the shelter and saying “luks at wut ur missin out on, jurk!”

 

That face… I couldn’t resist.

 

I really should have put this on my list – foster another pup (or two but shhh… don’t tell John) but I don’t think there’s anything saying I can’t do things that AREN’T on my list… these things are just going to make this year that much better!  Is it going to be tough?  Hell yes it is.  Between acclimating the three of them, getting her better and having to then say goodbye to her will be some of the hardest things I’ve had to do in a long, long time.  But you know what?  I donated blood and remember how terrified I was about doing that?  And then remember how AMAZING I felt when I accomplished it?  Either way, I’m saving lives – whether it’s the 2-legged or 4-legged variety – and that right there is the only inspiration I need.  There is no greater challenge than to give of yourself and if I can accomplish that this year (in a variety of ways), I know I will be a better person because of it… and that’s what this list is all about, right?

 

Besides, this is a good test to make sure I should be allowed to babysit for one of the many new babies in my life (per #21).

 

And if you ever wondered whether or not you should volunteer some time or even rescue your own pet, read this and you won’t think twice:

 

The Rescuers

Unlike most days at the Rainbow Bridge, this day dawned cold and gray. All the recent arrivals at the Bridge did not know what to think, as they had never seen such a day. But the animals who had been waiting longer for their beloved people to accompany them across the Bridge knew what was happening, and they began to gather at the pathway leading to the Bridge.

Soon an elderly dog came into view, head hung low and tail dragging. He approached slowly, and though he showed no sign of injury or illness, he was in great emotional pain. Unlike the animals gathered along the pathway, he had not been restored to youth and vigor upon arriving at the Bridge. He felt out of place, and wanted only to cross over and find happiness.

But as he approached the Bridge, his way was barred by an angel, who apologized and explained that the tired and broken-spirited old dog could not cross over.

Only those animals accompanied by their people were allowed to cross the Bridge.

Having nobody, and with nowhere else to turn, the dog trudged into the field in front of the Bridge. There he found others like himself, elderly or infirm, sad and discouraged.

Unlike the other animals waiting to cross the Bridge, these animals were not running or playing. They simply were lying in the grass, staring forlornly at the pathway across the Rainbow Bridge. The old dog took his place among them, watching the pathway and waiting, yet not knowing what he was actually waiting for.

One of the newer dogs at the Bridge asked a cat who had been there longer to explain what was happening.

The cat replied, “Those poor animals were abandoned, turned away, or left at rescue places, but never found a home on earth. They all passed on with only the love of a rescuer to comfort them. Because they had no people to love them, they have nobody to escort them across the Rainbow Bridge.”

The dog asked the cat, “So what will happen to those animals?” Before the cat could answer, the clouds began to part and the cold turned to bright sunshine.

The cat replied, “Watch, and you will see.”

In the distance was a single person, and as she approached the Bridge the old, infirm and sad animals in the field were bathed in a golden light.

They were all at once made young and healthy, and stood to see what their fate would be.
The animals who had previously gathered at the pathway bowed their heads as the person approached.

At each bowed head, the person offered a scratch or hug. One by one, the now youthful and healthy animals from the field fell into line behind the person.

Together, they walked across the Rainbow Bridge to a future of happiness and unquestioned love.

The dog asked the cat, “What just happened?”

The cat responded, “That was a rescuer. The animals gathered along the pathway bowing in respect were those who had found their forever homes because of rescuers. They will cross over when their people arrive at the Bridge. The arrival here of a rescuer is a great and solemn event, and as a tribute they are permitted to perform one final act of rescue. They are allowed to escort all those poor animals they couldn’t place on earth across the Rainbow Bridge and into Heaven.”

The dog thought for a moment, then said, “I like rescuers.”

The cat smiled and replied, “So does heaven, my friend. So does heaven.”

- Author Unknown


***Look for updates about Diamond and if you’re interested in adopting her or maybe another pup in need of a forever home, email me at adogslove@gmail.com (not to be confused with my normal bloggy email of carharttsandcoachbags@gmail.com) and I will give you some more information about the rescue I work with.


The purpose of life is not to be happy – but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.  ~Leo Rosten

 

Week 1 Day 1… on my way to the 5K March 24, 2011

Filed under: 30 Before 30,C25K,Exercise,Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 10:42 PM

We all know how much I LOVE exercise… so running a 5K should be a friggin’ blast, right?  Yeah… that’s what I thought.  Last summer, I researched the Couch to 5K Program (C25K) and attempted the first day of it.  Notice I said the first day because apparently, that’s how I roll.  In my defense (a lame excuse I’m sure), I live on a road with serious hills and that is in no way a recipe for a good first run.  The fact that I hit the hill RIGHT at the end of the 5 minute warm-up walk was enough to make me want to lay in the middle of the curvy hill and play chicken rather than run any further.

 

That being said, I have always been envious of runners… what an “easy,” cheap way to exercise!  And runners always look hot and not just in the “I’m sweating my ass off because I just ran 3 miles” kind of way.  I want to be like that.  Plus, I also said I was going to lose 15 pounds this year so I best get cracking.  Now, I know I can’t just sign up for a 5K.  Well, I guess I COULD but I’m not sure I’d make it past the start line.

 

I don’t want to be this guy.

 

I put this on my list because, as I’ve mentioned before, I don’t like to fail… and if it’s on my list I will do everything I can possibly do to complete it, even if it means crawling across the finish line in my beautiful new running shoes.  Hmmm… I should probably touch upon that for a second.  I have some sneakers – they’re a nice pair of Adidas that I bought at Kohls a couple years ago.  They’re great for doing random work-out videos in my living room but they’re not great when it comes to running and my feet would cramp up on the (very) few occasions that I’ve actually run in them.

 

That pretty much sums it up.

 

So I KNOW that #26 on the list is “Go one year without buying a pair of shoes” BUT I had stated a clause in that bet (because that’s how it started out, as a bet with my husband) that I would be able to get a new pair of running shoes for my 5K adventure.  This was a must and given the fact that I have gone almost 4 MONTHS without buying a pair of shoes (I would normally have at least 4 new pairs by now), I didn’t feel too bad when I walked into Dick’s Sporting Goods with a mission to walk out with the perfect running sneaker… and a hefty credit card bill.  But good god they’re worth it.


My new Asics… like little pillows for my feet.  Too bad they won’t just float me across the finish line.

 

 

And for the price tag, they should really be doing this for me every morning.

 

There’s nothing like a new pair of shoes (in my absolute favorite colors) that make you feel like you can do anything.  It’s a good thing there wasn’t a race today – I might have actually thought I could just run it (dumb ass).  Instead, I did a little prep, packed my gym bag and told myself that I was going to start TODAY.  In addition to my new sneaks, I downloaded an app on my iPhone that was TOTALLY worth the $1.99 (http://c25kapp.com/), based my outfit on my kicks (bwaaahahahaha I was trying to think of some good wording and I’m watching Jersey Shore right now and TOTALLY just ripped this line from Pauly D) and headed to the gym that I have free access to (and this is the 3rd time in the past year that I’ve gone… Dumb.Ass).  Let me just tell you, this C25K app is GOLD.  Not only does it track the exact 9 week Couch To 5K program so that it knows each day’s workout plan, it chimes when each transition happens (from walking to running and vice versa) so you’re not constantly staring at a clock, willing the seconds to tick by faster AND it pulls your iPod tracks in and lowers the volume automatically during the next instruction.  AH-MAZ-ING.  The 30 minutes on the treadmill went by so fast (I’ve also decided I like running on a treadmill better than on the road because I feel like I can say “how much longer?” instead of “how much farther?” and that’s somehow easier for me), my feet felt great (thank you Asics) and I even decided to do some weight circuits to end the workout!  And on top of it all, I’ve upped my water intake and eaten healthy too – granola bar for breakfast, coffee with Splenda (instead of the heaping spoonfuls of sugar I usually use – and not the Mary Poppins kind), a veggie burger on a wheat flatbread and an apple for lunch and then steak (maybe a little too big of a piece) and Brussels sprouts for dinner!  Mmmmmm…

 

I didn’t even have a beer with dinner.

 

All in all, an amazing day.  I had a GREAT workout buddy, I’ve had heaps of energy all day, and I came home to see the most beautiful sky outside my kitchen window.  I love days like this.  If working out is going to make me feel this good, I might actually do it more often.  My list depends on it.

 

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~Beverly Sills

 




 

I came… I saw… I puked in Hogsmeade. March 23, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 12:59 AM

I am a giant child (remember how much I love Halloween?) and since I hadn’t been to Disney since I was 5 years old, I was determined to get there again before I turned 30.  Plus, my sister-in-law and her husband are currently calling FL their home (until the Coast Guard tells them otherwise) and I knew my chances were running short cashing in on a free place to stay visiting them.

 

I’m not going to give you a play by play of the entire trip but rather an overview of the major highlights (yes, I promise to explain the title of this post).  We left for FL late night on 3/16 and landed in Orlando around midnight.  Thursday was spent next to the pool before headed to an AMAZING place called World Of Beer – a magical place in and of itself I assure you – with over 560 beers from all over the world.  Are you kidding me???  And they had a band of drummers and bagpipers play to celebrate another Irish excuse to drink St. Paddy’s Day, to boot!

 

Amazing – and donations were made for their Fire/Police Department!

 

On Friday, we headed to the destination I was probably most excited for – The Wizarding World of Harry Potter… and the rest of Islands of Adventure, I guess.  We practically bee-lined it for the HP entrance only to be given a Return Pass ticket for 5:15.  It was 2:00.  Awesome.  But I didn’t let that discourage me and we headed off to hit up some of the other rides including The Hulk (a massive roller coaster that we waited no less than 45 minutes for) and although it was a blast (and I totally wasn’t expecting the awesomeness of the beginning – which I won’t ruin for you all), after the ride was over, I felt like The Hulk himself personally squeezed my brain matter in a fit of shirt-ripping rage.  I had a serious headache.  At 5:05, we were standing outside the HP entrance and headed into Hogsmeade and I think I was more excited than the majority of the children I pushed out of the way rushed past to get inside.  First stop after scanning the park?  Hog’s Head for some Butterbeer… where we waited for 40 minutes.  Whiskey Tango Foxtrot????*** This place is supposed to be full of magic… and YOU HAVE ONE BARTENDER?  Can’t they just use a wand to whip up several drinks at a time?  I’m confused… really confused.  I had plenty of time to think about what I wanted to order – they did have beer on tap and a selection of liquors so when I FINALLY got up to the bar, I asked if they could put some rum in the Butterbeer.  “No Ma’am.”  Wait, what?  Did you just call me “Ma’am?”  Again, I’m confused.  I’d rather be called a Dirty Muggle than MA’AM!  And in conjunction with telling me that I couldn’t create an alcoholic beverage out of Butterbeer, the one bartender (again, what?) was my least favorite magical person (oh who am I kidding… he was super nice and totally rocked his costume).  I ordered the Butterbeer anyway (sans booze) and I am SO glad I did (until later, but again… I’ll get to that).  That little plastic cup (which I’m sure is not the kind of cup that Harry, Ron and Hermione drink from) contained the sweetest, frothiest, frozen butterscotch treat I’ve ever had (you can Google and come up with tons of recipes – I’ll have to test them out and see what I can find… I’ll report back when I’m successful). 

 

Mmmm… delicious.  Would have been even better with Rum.

 

Since we had stood in line for almost as long as we had left in the park, we ran over to the Dueling Dragons NKA The Dragon Challenge and the line was so short that we got in the “Front Row” line in order to have more time to finish our drinks AND have the best seat on the coaster but we still had to drink pretty quickly because before we knew it we were boarding the ride, screaming our heads off and having a blast.  Immediately after, we ran up to Hogwarts/the ‘Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey’ ride.  We knew the line was going to be long so we jumped in the Singles Line (not to be confused with a dating adventure) and before we knew it, we were up front, running and jumping into our broom closet seats.  And wouldn’t you know, I was put in one cart with 3 pre-teens (who luckily took their shoes off which made me realize that I should do the same) and my 3 family members all randomly got put together in the cart right behind me.   SOOOOO… when the ride reached the part of the storyline where the GIANT F-ING SPIDERS come flying out at you and spit in your face (which I can’t believe I didn’t remember since I freaked out while reading the book and in the movie theater) it was all I could do not to piss myself and keep from screaming like a child.  Did I mention I’m TERRIFIED of those 8-legged freaks?  And when they’re the size of my SUV, I turn into a shrieking girl who currently had no one she trusted sitting next to her to tell her when the terror was over.  So I did what every self-respecting 29 year old does – I squeezed my hands over my eyes, tucked my feet up as high as I could get them and prayed it would be over soon.  But I didn’t scream because THAT would have been embarrassing next to the pre-teens who were clearly enjoying the torture ride.

 

I was terrified just Googling “scared of spider cartoon.”

 

I would have taken the Dementors and the Whomping Willow Tree for twice as long if it meant no Aragog and his hundreds (or what felt like hundreds) of arachnid babies because the REST of the ride (once I pried my fingers away from my eyes) was fantastic!  But, needless to say, having your eyes closed and getting completely disoriented while you’re being tossed around with your smelly Birks in your face (because they’d fall off if you weren’t holding onto them) while simultaneously trying to keep your dignity in tact AND keeping the frothy, frozen butterscotch goodness that is the Butterbeer swishing around actually in your stomach and ohmygodiknowyoucanseewherethisisgoing.

 

I didn’t have to be a fortune telling witch to know it wasn’t going to be good.

 

As soon as the ride was over I started walking (quickly) to the nearest restroom (oh my gosh where WAS that bathroom I saw earlier?) and proceeded to the furthest stall away from the entrance.  Thank God it had just been cleaned (at least I’m assuming that’s why the seat was up) because I knelt before it and willed myself to expel the Butterbeer (and fried chicken and fries and delicious churro that I had eaten in Dr. Seuss Landing).   Aaaaaaannnnnd NOTHING.  What?  I feel so awful!  Why can’t I get RID of it?  I sat, spitting my self-respect into the toilet, praying to the Porcelain God to free me of the pain and nausea I was feeling.  No dice.  So I left, deflated (my ego, not my stomach, clearly) and walked out to the sinks where my sister-in-law so nicely asked if I’d like a piece of gum and holy crap, that did it.  I ran back to my stall in the corner and, although the Weasley’s sold Puking Pastilles at their joke shop, I was in no need of them now.  The Butterbeer was working just fine.  And I’m sure the St. Paddy’s beer from the night before was helping a bit too.  And the best part of this whole thing?  Moaning Myrtle’s creepy little voice over the loudspeaker of the bathroom which I started to drown out with my own moaning.

 

Yeah… no need for these.

 

As I walked out of the restroom, with a smile on my face and two thumbs up in triumph, my husband and brother-in-law were busting a gut (not to be confused with what I just did) and said they KNEW I had just tossed my cookies based on the conversation and facial expressions of women leaving the bathroom before me.  I had puked in Hogsmeade and people knew about it.  My work here was done.  Overall, the place was amazing and I really felt like I had been dropped into the middle of the Wizarding World and I would absolutely go back in a heartbeat and order more Butterbeer… AFTER I finished the rides.

 

After seeing the Neon Trees perform at Universal (awesome!) and dinner at Pat O’Brien’s (which looked exactly like the original in New Orleans) we were on to the next adventures of the weekend and I am so so so glad that we went and I could cross this off my list.

 

But I wasn’t done yet.  There was still a Mouse to tackle.

 

Wizarding World of Harry Potter.  Check.

 

Saturday we spent at a Red Sox vs. Pirates Spring Training game on the west coast of FL before heading to Siesta Key for dinner and an absolutely breath-taking sunset.  I haven’t had such a perfect beach day in a long, long time…

 

Is this for real?

 

Sunday was spent at the Adult Side of Disney World aka, Epcot, a place that serves alcohol (as opposed to the Magic Kingdom which I learned does not and I love the integrity that the policy upholds).  We had so much fun hopping from “country” to “country” eating (and drinking) our way through the park, jumping on the occasional ride and taking some great photos of the Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival.  After grabbing some dinner at 11pm, it was time for Extra Magic Hours which meant the Magic Kingdom was staying open until 3am for resort guests and we were staying at The Dolphin.  Score!  There is NOTHING like going to Disney World, in your pajamas, drinking Red Bull and running up the lines with no wait to make you feel like the biggest kid in the park.  We accomplished all of the major rides in less than 2 hours and were able to plan our agenda for the next day when John and I went back without my sister and brother-in-law (they had real-life stuff to do… like work or something).

 

Oh hi Space Mountain in my pjs… nice to see you.

 

How amazing is this?

 

Monday was spent really exploring the park to see the things that were closed last night/that morning.  I thought my husband was going to be horrified when I insisted on getting a pair of Pirate Mickey Ears but he was a great sport and said I was adorable (it’s so nice that he still dotes on me after 12 years together) and I embraced EVERYTHING about Disney from the Tea Cups to the Lilo & Stitch ride to the Jungle Cruise (which I totally remember doing when I was 5 years old), all while totally rocking my new fashion accessory, if I do say so myself.

 

I’m a huge Pirates of the Caribbean fan and I know that none of the Pirates sprouted mouse ears… even under the full-moon.

 

However, nothing could have prepared me for the final hour of the night.  The Main Street Electrical Parade was great and all but the Magic, Memories and Youshow followed by “Wishes” was one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen in real life.  Take a look at the videos – although it can not possibly compare to being there in person.  As Jiminy Cricket said over the loudspeaker, “You see, its just like I told ya. Wishes can come true, if you believe in them with all your heart. And the best part is, youll never run out of wishes. They’re shining deep down inside of you. ‘Cause that my friends is where the magic lives,” I was literally overcome with emotions and I discretely wiped tears from my eyes and tried to make my gaping smile a little less obvious, before saying forget it… how can you NOT be happy in the Happiest Place on Earth?   As I stood there on horribly aching feet, wrapped in the arms of my very own Prince Charming, with a perfect view of the castle, I realized that I just made my own wish come true – by simply putting something on a list, I shared my wishes with all of you and I’ve realized that there’s more than just me in this adventure now.  It’s almost like you are all my very own (much larger) Jiminy Cricket, encouraging me along the way and making sure I don’t tell lies (I promise I won’t say I’ve done something on my list even if I haven’t… I’m afraid my nose will grow).  The whole experience was beyond words, and to think that my next visit probably won’t be until we have one (or two or three) kids in tow (even though that’s REALLY overwhelming to think about), makes me so unbelievably grateful that John and I could share the experience as a couple (along with some pretty amazing siblings who I owe so much to for this weekend – getting to spend quality time with them was absolutely priceless and I can’t wait until they’re a little closer!).

 

So keep commenting on my posts, share your own stories with me about YOUR 30 (or 40 or 50) things and inspire others to do the same!  And remember, “The end of childhood is when things cease to astonish us.  When the world seems familiar, when one has got used to existence, one has become and adult” (Eugene Ionesco).  I can definitely say that I was astonished this weekend and for that reason, I know my childhood will live on for another 30 years… at least.

 

No need for princesses, this Prince Charming found his very own Pirate Wench!

 

And like a child, I’m completely OK with the fact that I threw up in a theme park.


 

“When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/disney-lyrics/when-you-wish-upon-a-star-lyrics.html]
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dreams come true”

 

*** After discussing these with my Coastie brother-in-law, it’s my mission to memorize the entire alphabet.


 

Well that’s 3 hours of my life I will never get back. March 15, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 12:44 AM

We all know that I’m a reality show junkie – and for the record, I’m using the collective “we” as in whoever the heck is actually reading this post, not the “we” as in the voices in my head that could very well have been caused by said crappy tv (see how I used a more “appropriate” word there?  Such a good little Catholic I am).  Anyway, I like it all and although I don’t usually watch a whole season of any particular show, I do take a hit get my fill of random reality ramblings that I happen to come upon while channel surfing instead of exercising.  Except for Jersey Shore.  That crap’s fantastic and I watch it religiously (not to be confused with being Catholic).

 

I’m DTWTWJS* – come on, guess what it means.


 

This may have been a conversation that has happened in our house.  Once or twice.

 

One show that I’ve never REALLY watched is The Bachelor.  I’ve heard of Trista and Ryan – probably because they’re the only ones that actually made it and had a million dollar (paid for) wedding on tv – but I couldn’t name any of the actual bachelors and I barely even knew it was on ABC.  And then I turned 29 (which has nothing to do with it) and I stumbled upon the random musings of the latest Bachelor and what a jerk he was for leaving two women in his last season.  This was going to be reality tv gold.

 

Brad, you might be good looking in that Matthew McConaughey meets the Brawny Man kind of way, but your robotic nature leads me to believe that I’d rather have a conversation with a paper towel.

 


Let me save you the trouble of Googling it.

 

Pretty soon I caught myself settling into my couch every Monday night for my fill of drama (the crazy amount of drama should have held me over for much longer than a week) and I.Got.Sucked.In.  After EVERY episode I’d say to myself, “if Michelle gets another rose, I am NOT watching again… oh who am I kidding, I want to see what she does next week.”  And then I realized that I’m sure producers gave Brad major bennies to keep her there specifically for that reason.  On a related side note, have you noticed that the new Virgin Mobile commercial uses the name Brad and the stalker in the tree looks remarkably like Michelle?  Yeah, me too.

 

But when it came down to it, and the season was narrowed down to the final 5 or so, I started to lose interest.  There wasn’t enough drama.  But I kept watching because I had a total girl crush on Emily.

 

Really?  Was there ever a choice?  Don’t get me wrong… Chantal’s a pretty girl but come on!  Emily’s the sweetest!

 

So as I sat, wasting my life away watching THREE hours of The Bachelor tonight while picking apart outfit choices and speculating the outcome with my friends on Facebook, I realized how ridiculous this whole thing was (yes, I’m aware that I should have figured that out in the first 30 seconds of the first episode… of the first season).  I mean, ANYONE can fall in love on dates that are reminiscent of the perfect honeymoon.  Frolicking on the beaches of Anguilla?  Going on dates in a HELICOPTER?  Swimming with Great Whites?  I would imagine that even I could fall in love with Brad the Robot.  But through all the BS and big bucks of “reality tv,” you really could see a connection between Emily and Brad.  I just wish that they could have met in a less obscure place.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it’s easier to explain that you met your (inhumanly) beautiful wife (if they make it that far) on a reality tv show than say… have to introduce your FOUR wives (yep, I watch that too) but I’m sure it’s still not an easy conversation to have.

Try explaining that one to your new boss.

 

The foreshadowing of their relationship isn’t too good considering they jumped right into what seemed like a Bachelor Intervention (wrong channel for that – Intervention is on A&E) and that CAN’T be setting a good stage for a happy marriage.  In all reality (pun intended), The Bachelor (or The Bachelorette or Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, etc.) is reminiscent of good old fashioned marriages where you got – you know – a goat or something in exchange for marrying someone (and I kid you not, this very “goat” conversation was actually had with my husband and his groomsmen on the way to the church – there’s video to prove it – and apparently, if my dad had offered TWO goats, there might have been some negotiations).

 

Hold on… what BREED of pig are we talking about here?  That definitely makes a difference.

 

And what are we teaching kids?  “Prince Charming doesn’t exist but don’t worry honey… you can go on a tv show and find a husband!  Just get your boobs done and your teeth whitened to inappropriate levels so you can be judged on your looks alone when you get out of the limo.”

Gosh, this makes “Playing Doctor” sound so innocent!

 

Anyway, this whole post got me thinking (again) about how lucky I am and how amazing my own husband is.  Sure marriage can be tough (that’s why divorce lawyers get paid so much), but it’s SO worth it when you do it right.  Would it be absolutely amazing to be jet setting all over the world as you fall in love with the Ken to your Barbie (come on, don’t tell me you didn’t notice the resemblance)?  Of course!  But did I fall in love with my husband in a little podunk town in Maine?  Definitely.  And THAT’S sustainable and much more romantic.

He did give me roses for our first couple anniversaries (when we were still counting months) but I definitely didn’t have to compete with another woman to get one.

 

Maybe I’ll post the story of how we started dating some time.  It’s a good story… well, at least I think so.  But until then, I’ll continue to live vicariously through the random adventures of strangers, while being even more confident in the person I married who is absolutely my best friend – no tv show necessary.

 

And given the fact that this post is ALL OVER THE PLACE, it’s time to go to bed.  But not before I cross something off my To-Do List.

 

Watch craploads of useless reality television

 

* DTWTWJS = Down To Waste Time Watching Jersey Shore


All you need is love. ~John Lennon & Paul McCartney



 

Cast of Characters March 10, 2011

Filed under: Family,Rotties,Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 10:17 PM

Given that I mention my husband and beasts a lot and, according to my stats, there are more and more people who might be stumbling upon my blog who don’t actually know me, I’m ripping off borrowing this idea from Kristina over at {thirtysomething}.  Here it goes…

 

THE HUSBAND

John

LIKES:

Skiing, the dogs, skiing, sleep, Sugarloaf, work, skiing, his dunebuggy, skiing at Sugarloaf, golf, anything pertaining to the 3 major sports teams of New England (C’s, Sox and Pats… we’re not really hockey fans, sorry B’s), macaroni-and-cheese, hotdogs, hotdogs in macaroni-and-cheese, Sugarloaf.  Oh… and Darcie.

 

DISLIKES:

Doing the dishes, mushrooms, ladybugs (uh huh), needles (or really anything medical related)…

 

There’s not much John doesn’t like.

 

 

THE BEASTS

Capone

Almost 6 year old rescued Rottie

LIKES:

Bones, peanut butter in kongs, sleeping in awkward positions that make him look less than fierce, sleeping in his chair, sleeping in general, daycare, licking EVERYTHING, being lazy, the vet (yeah… the nut), swimming, his momma, Brody and his daddy too.

 

DISLIKES:

Biker mustaches and crates (unless it was his idea to be in it).

 

 

Brody

4.5 year old rescued Rottie

LIKES:

His ball, peanut butter in Kongs, pumpkin in Kongs, pretty much anything in Kongs (except yogurt – see dislikes), his ball, his crate, chasing his ball, letting his ball roll under things so that mommy has to get it, chasing his shadow, chasing cars, chasing pretty much anything, loving life and living it to its fullest, the dog park, other dogs, counter surfing, barking for attention, licking the floor, dropping his ball on your lap (covered in slobber) until you throw it, eating trash, licking the dishes when you try and load the dishwasher, taking all of his toys out of his toy box and strewing them all around the living room (like he’s doing right now), cuddling with his brother, playing in the pond, his ball, his daddy and his mommy too (but she’s not nearly as fun as dad).

 

DISLIKES:

Bald heads, yogurt – he’ll eat it but his belly doesn’t like it, and… ummm… that’s it.  Brody pretty much loves everything about life.

 

The boys love adventures and they are best friends.

 

 

Maverick

6.5 year old chinchilla

LIKES:

Raisins, dust baths, hay, running around like a lunatic.

 

DISLIKES:

I’m not sure that chinchillas dislike anything.

 

 

Raptor the Sultan of Death

4 year old cat


Raptor is a barn cat.  A very elusive barn cat.  Therefore we don’t have many photos of him and the only things we really know he likes are mice and food (do you see the size of him?). And he dislikes people.  This was a rare sighting based solely on the fact that I put out food – again, look at the size of him!

 

 

Bailey

1 year old hermit crab

Bailey is a hermit crab.  Who knows, it might be Alice.  We had two and one died… I can’t guarantee that the one who survived didn’t trade shells just to trick me.

 

 

ME/THE WIFE

Darcie

29 year old human… sorry, I got carried away


LIKES:

Annoying pop music, volunteering in rescue, Bimini, science, crappy reality tv like Jersey Shore (which I’m watching right now),Yankee Candles (I have a slight obsession), SUVs driven with the windows down and annoying pop music blaring, apparently blogging (that’s new),traveling, Bimini, iced coffee in a variety of flavors from Dunkin Donuts,Bimini, the Pats and Sox (not a basketball fan), Twilight – the books and the movies (it’s not even a secret), Johnny Depp movies,Jack Daniels and wine (not together),  Jack Daniels in Bimini, reading, family, friends, The Beasts, and John.

 

DISLIKES:

Being late, talking politics, exercising, getting up in the morning, when people ask me about having babies, and failure.

 

 

On our wedding day…  May 26, 2007.

 

 

He’s adorable… I think I’ll keep him.

 

 

I think they look like us, no?

 

 

So there you have it!  My little family of 7 – in all of its chaos – but it’s ours.   And I love it.

 

Families are like fudge – mostly sweet with a few nuts.  ~Author Unknown

 

Happy Ash Wednesday! March 10, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 12:44 AM

I like to consider myself a C & E Catholic… you know… Christmas and Easter.  I was Baptized, did the Communion thing, and I was Confirmed.  I grew up doing it all – I was even an alter server (my church was progressive and it wasn’t just alter boys, natch) but I didn’t get married in the Catholic Church (to the horrible disappointment of my grandmother).  However, I DID get married in A church and that was good enough for me.  All that said, I’m not a stellar symbol of Catholicism.

 

I do give up something for Lent every year (and try REALLY hard to make it all 40 days/nights).  Sometimes I think about my Catholic upbringing and miss the traditionalism of it all – the services, the Gospel, the grandness of the Mass (is Mass capitalized?   why do I feel the need to capitalize everything to do with church?) – so when a colleague of mine asked if I wanted to join her at the local church for Ash Wednesday services, I took her up on it!

 

My smudgey forehead cross wasn’t this perfect.

 

I’m giving up soda for Lent.  I don’t drink a TON of soda but I would still like to cut back on what I do drink.  I’m also working on my cursing.  I swear like a sailor.  Sometimes worse.  And I know it’s not one of my most flattering traits.  I’m not saying I’m giving up swearing for 40 (LONG) days (considering I swore tonight, got mad at myself and swore instinctively again – that’s a big ‘ol Lent FAIL right out of the gate) but I am going to really make a conscious effort to curb the behavior.

 

They also gave us a little daily reading book with 40 prayers and meditation topics to focus on every day until Easter and I’m really going to make an effort to read it every night… starting tomorrow since I forgot it at my office.

 

See?  I told you I wasn’t a stellar, or even a good, Catholic.  But I pride myself on being a good person and I think that’s the basis of any religion.

 

How about you?  Giving up anything for Lent?  Promising to do more to better yourself and your community?  Did you receive ashes today and then wonder why everyone was staring at you until you caught a glimpse of your reflection and remembered that you had black smut all over your face?

 

Oh yeah… I figure if I fail at this, I’m claiming that the “No Shoes For One Year” thing TOTALLY counts and trumps the measly 40 days of Lent.

 

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t and die to find out there is.  ~Albert Camus

 


 

To have or have not – something not on the list. March 8, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 11:25 PM

When I first started this adventure, many people contributed ideas, inspiration and reasoning to my 30 Before 30 List.  However, one theme ran true no matter who I asked – “Well… I knew what I wanted to do before I was 30″ and they didn’t have to say anything else.  Anyone listening to this conversation could infer that they meant “I wanted to have a baby.”


I’m hoping this post doesn’t come as a huge surprise… or cause a a debate among my friends or family… but I want to talk about why this isn’t on my list… at least not yet.

 

I’m an only child (as I mentioned in a previous post) and I have never had the major urge to have kids, partly because I didn’t really grow up with them (except my best friends younger siblings) and since most people think that women automatically have this driving, overwhelming need to have children, I’m always greeted with “oh, you’ll change your mind” when I say I’m not quite sure.  I always wonder, why is that?

 

I like my alone time.

 

Currently, I’m SURROUNDED by family and friends popping out adorable children and I am so SO SO happy for them.  I can’t wait to hear every detail, have photos of the kiddos flood my inbox, and stare in their beautiful, innocent faces and see my friends/family members emulated in their eyes, cheeks and noses.  And I’m not gonna lie… I get choked up thinking about them.  A lot.  I can’t tell you how thrilled I was that I was on the phone with my sister-in-law this morning when she realized that my nephew was popping out his first tooth and that Auntie Darcie was the first to hear the news.  My heart swelled and I WISHED that I was 3 hours closer and could go feel his little tooth myself.

 

So why does the conversation ALWAYS have to lead to when WE are going to have kids?  Can’t we just be happy for our loved ones?  Can’t we all just stare at the belly/baby that is blessing this world?  Why, oh why, does it always have to come back to the non-pregnant ones where the automatic question is “So… when are YOU having kids?”  I know if you’re in my boat, you can hear EXACTLY how this question is asked and it makes your skin crawl.  Or maybe that’s just me.

 

I was at one of my college roommate’s baby showers this weekend where more than half of the group is  ready to pop and one already has a beautiful baby girl (who I’m absolutely obsessed with and can not wait to see her again) and no joke, the mother of a friend of hers who I have never really met, came up to me while I was holding Friend’s Beautiful Little Girl and said, “it’s going to be your turn soon!”  Not knowing what to do, I threw my other non-pregnant-friend (NPF) under the bus and said “I’m sure it’s going to be NPF first!” but she couldn’t just take that as an answer and after she kept insisting and I just kept smiling, she turned away, and I clenched my teeth and said to one of the preggo roomies, “I really hate that.”

 

Why must everyone be so presumptuous to assume that we WANT to have kids.  Truth be told… we do.  I know that’s probably a shocker since my usual response to the annoying question at hand is, “I’m not really sure we want children.”  I find this to be less harsh than “I don’t know, maybe I’m infertile, thanks for reminding me” yet still in-your-face enough to guarantee that you won’t ask me again.  I’m really glad that everyone is so concerned about the status of my uterus.  I’ll let you know if a fetus takes up residence and I’m sure I will sing it to the moon and back but until then, stop asking and let me relish in the happiness of all the new babies in my life.

 

I could not explain this whole phenomena any better than this guest post on a friend’s blog which explains, why exactly, you should never ask a woman this question.  What if I was TRYING to get pregnant and can’t, yet I’m suddenly surrounded by all my friends and family who are popping out kids left and right?  This might be my biggest fear, being a fertility baby myself (could you imagine multiple of me???).  What if I had just had a miscarriage but didn’t want anyone to know?  What if I WAS pregnant but wasn’t ready to share that information?  Either way… lose/lose situation.  So again… STOP ASKING.  Or at least re-frame the question and ask “do you think you and John would ever like to have kids?”  Much more open-ended and discussion-friendly.

 

I’ll be honest, the thought of having kids terrifies me.  I have NO idea what to do with children – I’m incredibly grateful that I have SO many babies in my life and their mothers can give me all the pointers in the future!  Because truth is… I want one (really two or three – I don’t want them to be an only child).  BAD.  But my husband and I are just not in a place right now to do that and that makes me sad.  Really sad.  I KNOW that we should put family before career but at the moment I.LOVE.MY.JOB. and can not imagine taking time off or cutting back on hours.  I have finally gotten to a place that I truly enjoy what I’m doing (in that “I’m actually getting paid for this” kind of way… I did use to live in The Bahamas after all) and want to do it for a little longer before having to juggle drop-offs at daycare and, more importantly (and terrifyingly), raising a child with no outside support from family because they all live so far away.

 

Besides, I have 4 four-legged children (and a hermit crab who has more than 4 legs) who require my love and attention and even THEY make me second guess my parenting skills.  As we speak, my neurotic, 100 pound beast is licking the floor incessantly (at least it’s keeping him occupied enough to not chase his own shadow) and I don’t know how to handle him… what am I supposed to do with a REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING?  One that will grow up and have to be a contributing member to society?  Yikes.  That thought alone makes my blood pressure rise.

 

Uh huh… my thoughts exactly.

 

I KNOW there will be ups and downs.  I have heard that it’s the most amazing thing you can do in your life (from mothers, of course) and we will make that decision… on our own time.  This guest post on the same friend’s blog almost single-handedly convinced me that I could indeed become a mother.  I’m writing to a mommy friend of mind while I write this post and she just said “To look at this little person and know she/he will be a part of you and John – you will never be the same!”  That’s GOT to be an amazing feeling.  However, I did NOT put this on my list because I didn’t want to be bound by it.  I WILL accomplish all 30 things on this list (many of which I can’t do pregnant) – before January 7th – and I didn’t want to have to fail because my body/timing/God did not will it to be true.  Besides, I know the benefits of having kids:

Ok, I know there’s more to it than this.

 

32.  Have a baby (or two or three). This will be on my bucket list… you know, the one you accomplish before you kick the bucket (remember #31.  Stay connected with the “sisters” that God gave you…).  But it probably won’t be before I turn 30.  I’ll keep you posted.  But until then?  Please be happy for all of the AMAZING moms in my life.  Pray for their happiness – bless them with love, patience and joy – and love their children as much as I do (if you can… because I DO love them an awful lot!).

 

And please, stop asking me.  I’ll tell you when we’re ready.  Besides, I have got to figure out a plan to keep my very squeamish husband from passing out in the delivery room – and that could take a while.

 

Until then, I’m still looking for advice on how to deal with a dog with OCD.

 

*** As a side note, while I read this post to my own mother to verbally proof-read it to insure that I don’t piss off any of my friends or family, I read her the blog about “what the fuss is all about” and she cried.  This is not wholly a surprise, but she did say that she always wished that I would one day feel the love she has for me.  And that’s pretty cool.

 

I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine – she helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights.  ~Terri Guillemets

 

I’ve saved three lives… what have YOU done today? March 5, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — carharttsandcoachbags @ 2:46 PM

You may remember my sorry excuse at an attempt to giving blood earlier this year (i.e. I didn’t even try) but I think I made a passionate enough plea to others to donate that even I started to believe it again!  The post even made the “What We’re Reading” section of the Red Cross Chat site (complete with language warning… I’m such a rebel).  So now I was screwed… according to my stats, hundreds of people had read this post (or were searching for the funny weather cartoons which had gotten me the language warning in the first place) and they were going to hold me accountable.  I wasn’t going to be able to just say “I’ll just switch up my list again and pretend that giving blood wasn’t on it.”

 

This was the real deal.  I was going to have to give blood.

 

I made an appointment for a blood drive being held today, March 5th from 8am-1pm.  Clearly I’m not a morning person so 8 o’clock was out but they did have a convenient and sleep-in-on-a-Saturday conducive 10:45 slot so I signed myself up!  My very loving (but very squeamish) husband offered to drive me to and from (but certainly not go in and have to possibly see the needles ohmygod) and we got there right on time.  I signed in, read the little (big) disclaimer booklet and I was given a red name sticker (to indicate I’m not a newbie) and my number – #35.  I figured I was good to go until I realized that the next number they called was #27.  Oh.No.  I was going to have to sit there a while – probably for at least an hour – while my blood started escaping from my veins, looking for anywhere to go so it didn’t get plucked from it’s homey environment, leaving me a little light-headed and anxious.  So I took a few breaths, continued to drink from my Nalgene (water… although Jack Daniels, would have certainly helped my mood a little), relaxed and started to play “Words With Friends” on my iPhone (thank you for distracting me friends).

 

This was kind of the panic I was starting to feel.

 

Then the water kicked in… after my third trip to the restroom, my number was called and I was up.  This was it… I could either beeline it for the exit or suck it up and do what I came to do.  So I followed the nurse into the little cubicle where she asked me a zillion questions about my travel, sex life and health (and had them memorized to boot!) pricked my finger, had me sign a waiver and lead me to my bed (although my idea of a bed is a little fluffier and has a better pillow).

 

If you get squeamish (like my husband) this is where you might want to jump ahead.

 

Now, conveniently, I had dinner with a friend of mine who used to teach the Bradley Method of childbirth and was explaining to me all the reasoning behind it (note: we were not having this conversation for any particular reason… I would not be able to donate blood if I was pregnant; please don’t jump to conclusions… mom) and I was fascinated with the aspect that if you truly let go and understand the reasons why everything is painful, what’s exactly happening in your body, etc., you’ll be able to work through it a little easier (I’m quite aware that I have never given birth and this could all be a crapshoot for me when that time comes).  Bradley Blood Donor Method was in use.  The nurse I had was absolutely lovely.  She played around with my veins, realized that I wasn’t lying when I said they were small and went for the gusto.  And missed.  But rather than panic, she subtly moved the needle a bit and then grabbed a pressure cuff and squeezed until my tiny veins decided they would cooperate and voi la!  She was in! And all the while, I was imagining the needle going into my arm, settling into a spot where blood would flow, the blood filling up my little bag and that bag being used to save three lives.  Holy crap.  The Bradley thing was working.  I was calm, relaxed and, as of yet, not panicking.  After setting my bag all up, asking how I was feeling and nicely taking a quick photo for me, she was on her way to the next donor and I was left to squeeze my little red ball and drain my pint.


On the table, in all my un-showered/sweat-panted glory.

 

I tried not to notice the team supervisor eying my bag with a concerned look.  Instead, I concentrated on the little ball and the fact that I was, by far, one of the youngest donors in the place and if the gentleman who told me he was in his 80′s while we were waiting was now jumping off the table after filling his baggie in no time flat, I could too.  After a while, the supervisor came over to check it out and, just as I suspected, he told me that I was slowing on the amount of blood I was draining.  Again, surprise surprise.  But instead of the usual bustle and gazillion questions of whether or not I REALLY wanted to get the thing flowing again (the answer is always yes), he gently knelt down, played around with the equipment and gave a simple tug on my arm under the needle and held it there.  I’m not sure if it was his calming presence or whatever magic he was working to get the needle in the right place again without actually moving it, but the blood started to flow and before I knew it, he grabbed the scale, measured the pint and said I was finished!  I asked him how much a pint of blood weighs and he said about a pound (although they talk in grams).  Sweet… working on #15 at the same time as #5!  As he was finishing up, my mom texted me asking how long it took so I relayed the question to him.  18 minutes. Ok, how long is “normal?”  8-12 minutes.  Oops.  And apparently, if you go over 20, they can’t really use it because it starts to clot.  Go figure.  I’m always one to push a deadline!

 

If you stopped reading because you’re a big baby you don’t like needle talk, you can start again here.

 

I slowly sat up and headed to the snack table where several of us sat, munching on sugary goodness, drinking grape juice and water and sharing stories about why we donate.  I shared my 30 Before 30 adventure and why I was doing this today and one of the volunteers gently leaned over to me, and he so genuinely and heartfelt, said, “I received 6 units of blood during an emergency surgery five years ago… people like you saved my life.  Thank you.”  And it was all I could do to not break into tears over my bag of Oreos (and I may or may not be letting those tears flow right now).

 

Holy crap.  You see the signs, the advertisements, the PSAs begging for new donors because there’s a shortage but it’s a WHOLE other ballgame when someone is sitting there, looking you in the eyes and thanking you for saving their life.  Talk about an amazing moment, one I will hold on to the next time I go and donate… because yes, there WILL be a next time.

 

This was absolutely one of the best donation experiences I have had and I am SO GLAD that I felt the fear and did it anyway.  This is truly one of those experience that is so tangible, so “easy” to do (for all intents and purposes) that it’s really hard to justify NOT doing it again (or for a first time).

 

See???  I don’t look miserable nor do I look particularly pale!

 

Like I said in my original post, if you’re interested in donating blood visit http://www.redcrossblood.org/home2 to find a local Blood Drive.  Just think, you’re bound to have a better experience than I usually do and if I can do it, YOU can do it too.

Let’s make this OUR year.


And I promise, even if you’re lightheaded and a little queezy, the sheer joy of helping others will make you feel like you’re on top of the world.

 

5. Give blood again even though it’s difficult for me

 

Now I’m off to drain another kind of pint (after consuming a ton of water) with some of the most wonderful women in my life.

 

“You give but little when you give of your possessions.  It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.” ~Kahlil Gibran

 

 
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